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Model Arab League is an educational simulation in which students learn about diplomacy and international relations through debates in multi-regional model competitions, competing as representatives from the Member States of the Arab League. MAL was established in 1983 by The National Council on US - Arab Relations as a Youth Leadership Development Program.
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Małgorzata Elżbieta Tracz is a Polish politician, member of the Sejm since 2019.
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Golden Gala is an annual track and field event normally held at the Olympic Stadium in Rome, Italy. Previously one of the IAAF Golden League events, it is now part of the Diamond League. Following the 2013 death of Italian sprinting legend Pietro Mennea, the organizers added his name to the title of the meet.
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