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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
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